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I used to love Urban Dictionary; it was a great resource for figuring out newfangled slang that kids these days use. Now, of course, it is a cesspool of stupid injokes, misspelled. So this is a good meme for chronicling its badness:

Answer each question. Then, using the Urban Dictionary, find the "definition" of your answer.

1. Name: Marjorie
Marjorie is a name mostly from a nun of the catholic religion closly related to Madi it is very rare to find one of these, and when you come across take a long time to know it. Yes, "IT" this thing called a Marjorie is awsome so awsome "IT" may be a new species of awsomeness.

2. Age: 30
porn. derived from the roman numerals xxx, meaning both 30 and porn.

3. Friends name: Andrew
the modern day superman, makes little asian kids cry by hitting them with pillows
(n.b. my friend Andrew is Asian)

4. What should you be doing right now?: going to the gym
1. Where really skinny or fat guys go to get buffed so they can compensate for either a small penis or a poor self-image.
2. Where married women go to meet ex-skinny/ex-fat buffed guys to cheat on their husbands.

5. Favorite Color: International Klein Blue
No entry!

6. Birthplace: Oakland
town that everyone disses but everyone is also too much of a fucking scared ass punk to say anything to anyone that is a fan of the raider nation. maybe because the silver and black will kick their lame ass.

7. Last person you talked to: Justin
Sexy, without flaw, loving, kindhearted, name for someone that is special to you, thoughtful.

8. Last thing you had to drink: sweet lassi
No entry! The mango lassi entry may be applicable, though: a typical drink you will find in a desi or indian restaraunt... full of mango goodness... guaranteed to gain atleast 5 pounds after a glassfull

9. Your nickname: mj
Mary Jane. Either marijuana or that chick in Spiderman.

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