Endeavor to create a vegetarian

I recently used Google translate to help me correspond with a Japanese company, and everything seemed to work out well... but now I'm worried that my emails read like this Read Me.

Excerpts:

"Many to be enjoyed by everyone it is matter of course, design professionals who are willing to give such a high-quality fonts will endeavor to create a vegetarian."

I'm not sure I want design professionals to endeavor to create a vegetarian, but I guess it'll be a very pretty vegetarian if they do!

"If you do not know of any problems or questions, mail a question that you, Question either please comment."

If you do not know of any questions, mail a question. That's so Zen.

"The font data to your hard drive to install about the trouble relating to the copyright holder will be responsible for any Hideki Katayama. And they also can not of any help.

But I don't want my font data to be responsible for even ONE Hideki Katayama, let alone ANY Hideki Katayama!