Don't trust anyone over 30

[qatarperegrine]

Today is my last day spent in my twenties.

I am pretending this doesn't freak me out.

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[y-pestis.livejournal.com]

Don't be scared, turning 30 hardly hurts at all.

I'd type more, but my impetigo is playing up, the varicose veins are aching, my hip's been dodgy lately and I think I need to go have a bowl of bran flakes.

-Ancient 33

PS
Old age is golden, so I've heard it said
But sometimes I wonder as I crawl into bed
With my ears in a drawer, my teeth in a cup
My eyes on the table until I wake up...