Don't trust anyone over 30

[qatarperegrine]

Today is my last day spent in my twenties.

I am pretending this doesn't freak me out.

Comments

[zahariel.livejournal.com]

you're oooooooooooold. ha ha!

[qatar.livejournal.com]

How did I know you weren't going to say something comforting? ;-)

[y-pestis.livejournal.com]

Don't be scared, turning 30 hardly hurts at all.

I'd type more, but my impetigo is playing up, the varicose veins are aching, my hip's been dodgy lately and I think I need to go have a bowl of bran flakes.

-Ancient 33

PS
Old age is golden, so I've heard it said
But sometimes I wonder as I crawl into bed
With my ears in a drawer, my teeth in a cup
My eyes on the table until I wake up...

[kit-ping.livejournal.com]

*pats your hand* An ad came on the TV last night for some medical test or other. It ended with "So if you're a woman age 30 or over, ask your doctor about..." and I suddenly realized, holy hell, that's ME, come next month!

We can be freaked out together. :)

(PS: Happy birthday!)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_tove/]

Run!

[y-pestis.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, most demographic-gathering questionnaires on the internet seem to use the categories "25-34" rather than "30-39" so you don't have to go through moments like that too often!

And personally, if I come across one with the category "30-39", I won't fill it in, out of principle. I'm still 25-34, how dare they take that away from me!

[nikki-nana.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday to Us! To my wonderful daughter-in-law who is officially half my age!

[qatar-cat.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday :) Same day as my dad.

And believe me, there is still life on the other side of 30. It's actually cool. Have a blast!!