Even with Google, the best snorkel poems I came up with were entitled Soi-Disant Soft Porn ("My love tears at the fringe / Of my snorkel jacket") and Burning a Copy of Lady Chatterly's Lover ("I snorkel through the pages / chuckling at sloppy typography"), so as far as I'm concerned, yours is the best snorkel poem on the Web.
I had a moment of excitement when I found An Ode to Snorkel, but it turned out to be (a) not a real poem, (b) about an illustrator whose nickname is Snorkel, and (c) in Dutch. Hardly a contender.
Re: I win!
Even with Google, the best snorkel poems I came up with were entitled Soi-Disant Soft Porn ("My love tears at the fringe / Of my snorkel jacket") and Burning a Copy of Lady Chatterly's Lover ("I snorkel through the pages / chuckling at sloppy typography"), so as far as I'm concerned, yours is the best snorkel poem on the Web.
I had a moment of excitement when I found An Ode to Snorkel, but it turned out to be (a) not a real poem, (b) about an illustrator whose nickname is Snorkel, and (c) in Dutch. Hardly a contender.